It was a day unlike any other. It was an epic day, the day a six year old girl would get her first puppy. Of course she dreamed of a tiny white fur-ball named Fluffy, a dog that she would cuddle and brush all day long. But that’s not what she got.
It was the year of 2001. A mother, a father, and four young girls went to look at a puppy. The puppy was everything this six year old girl had dreamed of. She was tiny, and white, and fluffy, and so cute that this six year old girl would choose it over her baby sister. Everything was going well, the puppy loved the girls, and the mother adored this puppy, but the father, the crazy psychotic father said, “No.” He thought the dog would grow too big. So, the mother, the father, and the four young girls set out on the never-ending hunt for the perfect puppy.
Puppy number two. This lovely family of six was on their way to visit puppy number two. This puppy, he, was a German Pinscher. Now, this puppy, as you may have noticed, was not a girl. It was not fluffy and it was not white. It was not what this six year old girl wanted.
As soon as the family stepped in the door they heard yapping. It was coming from the small red-brown puppy standing at their feet. Little did they know, this obsessed-with-barking dog would soon be theirs.
The ride back to the family’s home wasn’t bad, just the worst day of this six year old girl’s life. This was not the puppy this little girl wanted, but it was a puppy. A boy puppy and not fluffy and not white, but it was a puppy. It was loud and absolutely insane, but it was a puppy. It was a puppy, and if this little girl looked at it just right, she thought he was pretty cute.
When the family got home, they put the tiny yapping puppy in the backyard. The four young girls were magnetic to their new puppy, and followed. Of course as they romped and played, the four little girls began to adore the puppy. His name, they decided, would be Hunter.
During the tremendously straining exercise of chasing the small girls around the yard, the puppy caught a glimpse of something. They were purple and flying out behind one girl as she ran. It was her pants.
Hunter ran so fast after those pants everything stopped moving. He positioned himself, and then leaped. Like a hungry bear, he bit the pants, and¼pulled.
Down went the pants and “AHHHHHHHHH!!!” went the girl. The little girl ran around and around the yard, but so did the puppy. His iron jaws were locked on those pants. He was not, I repeat, was not going to let those pants go.
This odd moment soon ended and the puppy went back to his normal business. It was like nothing happened, except to the girl. She was scarred for life.
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